If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
