Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…