Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
