Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…