When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie