The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced