Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends