You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is