Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism