I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…