Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies