Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
