You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
I want what you want so I want a cow
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go