If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…