Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins