Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Never Win Anything
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven