The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God