I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
