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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

We Have an Arranged Marriage

Some people have baggage;
I come with furniture
 
Fortunately, my wife
enjoys rearranging

Other works by Chris Gaither...
The Force Is With Us, but AI Is Against Us

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
Haiku

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Ludwig Wittgenstein’s First Name Means “Famous Warrior”, His Last Name Means “Stone of Wit”, and, Famously, He Showed Us That Our Real Battle Is Not to Outwit Ourselves

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words
The Work Never Ends

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Materialism Is a Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
What Kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Causation Implies Duration

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
“Hello darkness my old friend”

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Win, Lose, or Blah

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Am I Only Dreaming

The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
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Exclusive Rights

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
How Good vs. Evil Resolves Into One God

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
My Wife Wears the Pants, I Wear the Freudian Slip

My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
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Faith Will Open Your Eyes

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
Folsom Warden Blues

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…



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