When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
