I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
