The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type