But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
