In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,