Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them