If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

100% of success is showing up on time

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…