Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
