The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

When God closes one store He opens another

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning