Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon