As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin