There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation