It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet