When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
