It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free