When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
100% of success is showing up on time
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber