If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards