I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave