My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio