You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

100% of success is showing up on time

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off