Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm