Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned