Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

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In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding