(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
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Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man