(2014)
#Blues #Funny #MaineNantucket #Short #Singing
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…