(2014)
#Funny #MechanicShort
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat