(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thief
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars