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Tyler Steven Clark

A tip of the hat

If I don’t tip my hat
When you walk by
Don’t take me as being rude
I’m a real nice guy please I swear
Don’t take me as a prude
There’s a head of hair
Sitting up there
Don’t mistake me to be bald
But if I said
It’s because of a second head
Most would walk away appalled

#BaldFunny #Short

Otras obras de Tyler Steven Clark...
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
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The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Waiting for the moment

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Thinking hurts

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Bikini day out

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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Poems from the dark

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
A job in the clouds

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
A good kind of day

I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
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A stutter

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
The Colors of Feeling

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
nervs

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
The balancer

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Tippy tom

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing



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