(2014)
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Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…