(2014)
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me