(2014)
#Funny #SandwichShort
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late