There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too