(2014)
#Funny #Short #Stars
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick