(2014)
#Funny #Short #Stars
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day