(2014)
#Funny #Short #Stars
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
