(2014)
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry